Before anything else burned to the ground, Abraham decided to clear out of Mamre. He headed for the Negev Desert, because how’s anyone going to burn down a desert? Following some bad maps, he headed to a spot between Kadesh and Shur, a nice little community called Gerar. Still, Abraham didn’t much trust the locals, and felt safer telling them that Sarah was his sister and not his wife. King Abimelech of Gerar asked to have Sarah brought to him, because kings can do that with unmarried women, so this little white lie of Abraham’s was going to lead to trouble, even though no one really understood why he’d feel the need to lie about this in the first place. Yahweh turned up in Abimelech’s dream some time after this and told him, “You’re going to die, ‘cause that new piece of chattal you took is a married woman. Big mistake!” Abimelech didn’t think this was fair, because he hadn’t yet laid a hand on her. “Lord, what’s the deal? Why wou...